My doorbell

Its either just me
Or my canary doorbell.
All my guests are birds.

Love-Hate

I tried to scream out.
But all I could manage was
"I love you, Daddy."

Wasted life

Beavers build whole dams.
Piranhas devour whole men.
I lick my armpit.

Smoke on the Wafter

"Anti-Tobacco!"
He yelled, before he passed out.
"Need some chocolate."

Tomorrow

What's in tomorrow?
One more creature thought that way.
Twas called the dodo.

Mom's mad, and they wonder where I got it from.

Mom and I have fought.
She has just hit the ceiling.
I wish she stayed there.