MUST WRITE!!!

I must write Haiku.
But I'm at my wit's end.
Zzz zz zz zz zzz...

Captian Anti Depressant

911 won't help.
Someone save me from my mind.
Prosac! My hero!

She

I woke up today
To new sunshine, new daylight.
Even a new me.

I sat up in bed
And looked down at my new self.
I'd metamorphosed.

I was now a 'she'.
And she was no longer me.
I died with the night.

Was I just a dream?
Or is she my own.
Am I still asleep?

But I was now gone.
And I don't matter right now.
She is now my fate.

I am her lost dream.
I will believe so for her.
She will rise for us.

I must remember
She is my reality.
I am just a dream.

To Lieutenant Dolabella

I am so in love.
I am worthy of being.
I am now alive.

Kabab Magic

Shavarmas and rolls,
and stunts with Arabic naan.
How I love KM!

My doorbell

Its either just me
Or my canary doorbell.
All my guests are birds.

Love-Hate

I tried to scream out.
But all I could manage was
"I love you, Daddy."

Wasted life

Beavers build whole dams.
Piranhas devour whole men.
I lick my armpit.

Smoke on the Wafter

"Anti-Tobacco!"
He yelled, before he passed out.
"Need some chocolate."

Tomorrow

What's in tomorrow?
One more creature thought that way.
Twas called the dodo.

Mom's mad, and they wonder where I got it from.

Mom and I have fought.
She has just hit the ceiling.
I wish she stayed there.