An Ode to K. E. B

Power cuts confuse me.
Must I now light a candle
Or go back to sleep?

Protect me, Good Law!

Today, the Karnataka Assembly passed a bill to give a ridiculous idea the title of a law. Hence forth, women of most industries are banned from work post 8 p.m.. The idea, they won't be out, there won't be crime. I thought laws were to make life easier for citizens. Since when is law's role to make life easier for law enforcers?

I won't work post eight.
I'll lose my job, starve to death.
I now feel so safe.

EAT!!!! JUST EAAAATT!

This is dedicated to my visit back home when dad forced me to meet all the relatives I know and don't cos that's what good children do.
I had lunch at the first, icecream and the next, sharbat at the third and when I was about to puke, the fourth host announced I was to have pulao or he would be offended.

With lots of resilience, I landed home, clean underweared, and Dad informed me my grandfather and his ancestors has copulated enough to give me more filling than a taxidermist could feel elated about.

This is for you, my relatives with too much food.


Four houses- one noon.
All of them served heavy food.
'Nother six to go.

I need a vacation

I so need a break.
I'm busy doing nothing.
Vacations could help.

2007 Already??

More resolutions.
Some are from last year's list, too.
Happy New Year, world.

The War of the Bloggers

No fights on my blog,
Monolith and Vichchoobhai,
Kiss and make up, now.

All grown up and no more to grow

It will pour today.
In a rain coat, i will brood
As pups drench in bliss.

OK

My computer is smart.
How her commands confuse me!
"Enter to Exit".

MUST WRITE!!!

I must write Haiku.
But I'm at my wit's end.
Zzz zz zz zz zzz...

Captian Anti Depressant

911 won't help.
Someone save me from my mind.
Prosac! My hero!

She

I woke up today
To new sunshine, new daylight.
Even a new me.

I sat up in bed
And looked down at my new self.
I'd metamorphosed.

I was now a 'she'.
And she was no longer me.
I died with the night.

Was I just a dream?
Or is she my own.
Am I still asleep?

But I was now gone.
And I don't matter right now.
She is now my fate.

I am her lost dream.
I will believe so for her.
She will rise for us.

I must remember
She is my reality.
I am just a dream.

To Lieutenant Dolabella

I am so in love.
I am worthy of being.
I am now alive.

Kabab Magic

Shavarmas and rolls,
and stunts with Arabic naan.
How I love KM!

My doorbell

Its either just me
Or my canary doorbell.
All my guests are birds.

Love-Hate

I tried to scream out.
But all I could manage was
"I love you, Daddy."

Wasted life

Beavers build whole dams.
Piranhas devour whole men.
I lick my armpit.

Smoke on the Wafter

"Anti-Tobacco!"
He yelled, before he passed out.
"Need some chocolate."

Tomorrow

What's in tomorrow?
One more creature thought that way.
Twas called the dodo.

Mom's mad, and they wonder where I got it from.

Mom and I have fought.
She has just hit the ceiling.
I wish she stayed there.